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Old 12-05-2005, 02:55 PM   #39
Trinity
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My best one...

A customer walks into my store where we have entrance and exit doors (located about 2 feet apart... I don't know why they did that, but they're clearly labelled). They shop aruond for a bit, they look confused, and finally approach me.

"How do I get out of this store?"

Um. How did you get IN this store?

And the most frequently asked stupid question: Can I return this pair of underwear? It didn't fit.

*facepalm*
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