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Trinity · 12-13-2005, 09:04 AM

Stolen from the barista community from livejournal....

a quickie i heard while i was on bar the other day that made me laugh hysterically (on the inside ... honest)

WTF = stupid customer.
M = barista on reg.
Ma = shift.
B = floater.
me = ... me.

WTF: so, you guys gotta tell me - how much is your coffee passport?
M: um, our what?
WTF: the coffee passport. you know, you've got it out here.
Ma: ma'am, we don't give away or sell our coffee passports.
WTF: but you were just talking about them! i really need one!
B: -walks in- huh?
WTF: why can't you give me a coffee passport?!
M (completely dumbfounded by now): i'm surprised you know about them. honestly, they're not for retail sale.
Ma: yeah, they're used to train new employees. they're little booklets that tell about all our coffees. if you're looking for a specific coffee, we can help you out.
WTF: wait ... you mean it's not a coffee machine thing?
M, Ma, B, me: uh ... no.
WTF: no. you can't be right. i mean -walks across store and grabs a french press- this thing. a passport.
-we all look at each other-
Ma: ma'am, that's ... a french press.
WTF: ...
B, M, me: -indistinguishable snorts and giggles behind the counter-
WTF: well then. that's what i meant! you should have known that!

-headbar-

12-13-2005, 09:04 AM	#72
Trinity VLS Barista Brat Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Richmond Posts: 9,180 Thanked 52 Times in 17 Posts Failed 2 Times in 1 Post	Stolen from the barista community from livejournal.... a quickie i heard while i was on bar the other day that made me laugh hysterically (on the inside ... honest) WTF = stupid customer. M = barista on reg. Ma = shift. B = floater. me = ... me. WTF: so, you guys gotta tell me - how much is your coffee passport? M: um, our what? WTF: the coffee passport. you know, you've got it out here. Ma: ma'am, we don't give away or sell our coffee passports. WTF: but you were just talking about them! i really need one! B: -walks in- huh? WTF: why can't you give me a coffee passport?! M (completely dumbfounded by now): i'm surprised you know about them. honestly, they're not for retail sale. Ma: yeah, they're used to train new employees. they're little booklets that tell about all our coffees. if you're looking for a specific coffee, we can help you out. WTF: wait ... you mean it's not a coffee machine thing? M, Ma, B, me: uh ... no. WTF: no. you can't be right. i mean -walks across store and grabs a french press- this thing. a passport. -we all look at each other- Ma: ma'am, that's ... a french press. WTF: ... B, M, me: -indistinguishable snorts and giggles behind the counter- WTF: well then. that's what i meant! you should have known that! -headbar- __________________ Quem deus vult perdere dementat prius.