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like in one of the episodes:
professor: "its okay. i'll prove ur not a cylon"
hot sexy blonde in cell: "ngaaa, imma cylon >.<"
professor: "nooooo!!! (>__________<)"
*end of one episode*
*next episode*
president lady: "find me the cylon spy!! (O__O)!!!"
professor: "talks to sexy blonde in his mind for like 45 mins and has cyber sex"
ship captain: "the professor's a cylon!! find him!!"
*professor dies and end of another waste of Chopstick's 1 hour*
*next episode*
professor: "ms president, i've found your cylon spy!! hes the ship captain!! (O__O)=>!!"
ship captain: "(>__<) egads!!!"
*next episode*
*in a room, with the prof, president, and ship captain*
some girl that got blown up in a previous episode: "i've found earth (~__~)..."
president: "she's a cylon!! (O___O) arrest her now!!!"
like fuck, stop saying the c word..... (-____-)....
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery"
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Originally Posted by Chopstick
so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana
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