[Leopold Stotch]

^ lol you brought such an old thread back to life but ihvae somethign to contribute


used to work at superstore..
Customer: "how long does the five day service take for pictures?"
Me: "Five days from now."

I work at Mr Lube now, and once had a customer come up to me, i was in street clothes
Person: "My tire's broken, can you fix it?"
Me: "sorry we're closed and we don't fix tires"
Person: " But my tire's broken."
wasn't really that dumb of a question just dumb logic, like i could magically fix tires because her tires were flat.

also had a customer come to me when i was closed and in my street clothes, and kept asking me to check her car's check engine light. bitch.


Once i was taking a taxi to Universal Studios in cali. and the taxi driver asked,
TD: " so you're chinese right?"
Me: "yes"
TD: "how come your english is so good?"
Me: " what do you mean?"
TD: "you're chinese right? how come your english is so good?"
this went on for a little while until i told him i'm from Vancouver, which made him go
TD: "oh Vancouver? that's near New York right? must be cold everyday"


that's my contribution