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Old 08-15-2008, 03:35 PM   #302
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Geez why can't you people just ask another question! LOL

Cheesy Story Time with Girl:


The picture was fitting for the story AND oh so very ironic if you knew the real identities of the characters and the story teller.

2 girls in their 20's named Vicky and Cristina went overseas to Europe. On their last night in Barcelona they ended up going clubbing. Both Vicky and Cristina met 2 hot Spanish guys, although I personally find Vicky's Spanish guy to be hotter but I digress. Vicky spent the night dancing away with this Spanish hotness and ends up making out with him on the dancefloor, knowing very well that its vacation time and the boy at home can wait it out. Cristina on the other hand runs off with her Spanish lover where...okay lets just say Cristina looked like she was doing the reverse crap walk on the set of some Spanish Baywatch minus the clothes and he was ontop of her fitting like a jigsaw puzzle. Fastforward 2 minutes 19 seconds later, he had launched his missle. They go hand in hand back to where they had left their things...shit her purse was missing. And she's leaving Spain tomorrow.

Moral of the story kids: Don't lose your purse. =)

My weekend just begun...=)
LOL. "Reverse crap walk" 2 min 19 seconds? I thought the bags were unattended for a whole 5 minutes? Poor girl got jipped. And I believe it's "missile" dear.
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