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Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma
son of a... fuck.
at 1207 noon today i was watching the emini sp500.
nice big ass green then red bar (i call it the raver glow sticks formation), so the current bar is a small green, perhaps i can sell it at a higher price put in a stop above the raver sticks and catch a big windfall.
but wait, i have to take a huge ass shit, my stomach is grumbling, it feels like an air bubble is trying to work its way UP my intestines and perhaps even rip through it and makes its way into my bloodstream. i know i can temporarily release some pain by letting a quiet one out, but ... no i can't take the chance, it could turn messy.
i put in my stop and a sell limit at 98000.
watch it for a few seconds. *aw fuck it* i think, i cancel all orders and run to take a shit.
im a retard. im such a retard. of course by the time i come back its way the fuck down at 96550, and it did come back and touch 98000, but i probably wouldnt of gotten that price.
of course it continues to drop like mad and makes new lows at 94900
next investment: a small kiddy portapotty on my office seat.
btw, who was that chick that was at the closing bell, for ... i forgot if it was NYSE or NASDAQ. was that natalie portman? whoever it was, fuckin hot.
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rule # 0: eat nothing during a market session, blood suger makes you do stupid stuff and in case of diarrhea, your portfolio goes down the drain as well.
Feast on KFC after closing bell always