^ "lapdance" is an understatement in montreal
when u are there, no one is going for private dances for 1 song, the average dance will cost u 30-60 bones, but for that price u get, strippers who are comparable to brandi's and above and u get to
-grab their tits as hard/long as u want
-grab/spank/squeeze their ass
-fiddle with thongs, underwear etc.
and for a very small extra fee [and sometimes not even for extra LOL] you can have happy endings, and much much more
fuck.. i went overboard when i was there