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my friend tells me to keep my phone close by around 1am
phone buzzes
friend: Left or right?
me: what? ummmm
me: left
friend: too late rights in her ass, left on the phone
20mins later
friend: answer, dont talk
phone rings,
massive moaning, friend is calling her every name in the book, she loves it
true story
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- 2016 S4 (wifey's whip)
- 2013 335xi-M F30 (family sedan)
- 2011 335is-M E92 (weekends only!)
- 2006 325i E90 (sold)
- 2003 Touring 350z 6spd Twin Turbo (summer love)
- 2000 Prelude Greddy Turbo (sold)
- 1998 Eclipse Spyder GS-T (sold)
- 1993 Grand Prix GTP (sold)
- 1989 Bonneville SSE (my first love!! sold)
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