[turbomelon]

Saw this posted about one of fallout's cohorts.. Hilarious.

Spoiler!

I'm here to introduce you to the best damn cohort, Sergeant RL-3. I was in Tenpenny Tower stealth killing people for lulz when I told him to wait around while I went and looted some corpses I had ganked. After chopping someone's head off, I heard the unmistakable sound of the robot discharging his weapon and the sweet, sweet screams of civilians.

I come out to see Sergeant RL-3 mowing down the occupants of Tenpenny tower while yelling "DIE YOU COMMIE-LOVING BASTARDS." I am impressed but even more so when he tags a running target that's about to exit out the door, blowing his legs clean off. He celebrates by mentioning "ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY IN THE US ARMY" as he swings around and pops off a woman's head like a champange cork.

His work done, he turns to me and tells me that it's "TIME TO HIT THE SHOWERS". And that, my friends, is why Sergeant RL-3 is a friend of mine