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Old 11-06-2008, 09:22 AM   #32
hotjoint
Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
 
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Originally Posted by stewie View Post
her: what you doin?
me: i thought your not allowed to talk to me?
her: whys that?
me: your controlling bf..
her: yeah hes in mexico...what you doin
me: oh..hahaha, beer and tv...
her: sounds fun....
me: fun yeah, but im in pain...hurt at work
her: awww...you need some tlc baby!!
me: i need a massage...
her: perhaps we can exchange a service?
me: what is my service
her: i think you already know
me: well im free right now
her: head to my place

true story
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Originally Posted by 1990TSI View Post
random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
1990tsi: u hopefully
random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
1990tsi: k

true story.
gotta love these txt messages
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