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heres one my coworker told me a few months back:
3 men go for an interview for the CIA.
the first man walks in, the interviewer says, "take this gun, go into that room, and kill the person waiting inside". the man takes the gun, walks in, sees his newlywed wife of 6 months inside. he immediately leaves the room and says to the interviewer, "no way am i killing my wife, i love her!", and leaves the interview.
the second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and finds his wife of 5 years waiting inside the room. he thinks for a few moments, then leaves the room, saying to the interviewer, "i cant do it... shes my wife", and leaves the interview.
the third man has been married for 25 years. he takes the gun and walks into the room, finding his wife inside. the interviewer listening from the other side of the door, hears "BANG, BANG!!" and some struggling and screams. 1 minute later, the man walks out of the room. the interviewer is shocked and asks, "what happened!??" the man replies, "some IDIOT put blanks in the gun, so i had to STRANGLE her to death".
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