[!Yaminashi]

Alright, I have a joke a coworker told me a few months ago
(Some may find it offensive, but I'm in no way intending any racial discimination)

A teacher living in a rough neighborhood in New york is sick and tired of his job and his life. He thinks to himself "when I retire, I want to be left alone, I dont want any tv, telephone, just peace and quite."

So when he retires he moves up North to Canada, all alone in a Cabin with no tv, and no connection to the outside world. Years go by and he starts to realize that he misses interacting with people.

One day he hears a knock at the door, so he answers and looks up to see a huge native man.

The native man says "Hey, my name's Eenis, I live just over da hill over dere, I'm havin a bbq in a few days and was wonderin if you want to join us.."

So the man says, "Yeah sure thanks! that sounds great!
So Eenis turns slowly to walk back to his home but turns back suddenly and says

"Oh yeah, I tot I should tell ya, there's gonna be some light drinkin too.."

The man replies "Oh thats fine, I havent had a drink in a while it'll be nice to finally have some alcohol!"

So Eenis says "great, see ya den"
So he begins to turn back but suddenly stops and says "Oh yeah, since there's gonna be some drinkin there might be some fightin.."

The man looks at Eenis and says "oh thats fine, I lived in the bronx for 25 years, I think I can handle myself...thanks"

So Eenis begins walking back to his home and turns back one last time to the man and says "Oh just so ya know, after the fightin since theres gona be some drinkin, there might be some wild sex goin on too"

The man looks at Eenis surprised and says "oh thats great! I havent gotten laid in a long time! Thanks!"

So Eenis finally starts making his way back to his home but the man stops him and says
"WAIT! Eenis, what should I wear?"

Eenis replies, "Oh it doesnt matter whatcha wear, its just gonna be you and me..."