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Black SC2 · 02-19-2009, 06:05 PM

You guys know simply putting a warning in front of a racial joke doesn't make it any better right?

Anyways, a black guy, a mexican guy and cracker come across a genie in a bottle. They let the genie out, and he offers to grant them each one wish. He asks the black guy what he would like. He replies "I'd like all of my African brothers to return to the motherland, and have peace and prosperity." *poof* all the black men, women and children are shot back to Africa where they live free and easy for the rest of time.

Genie asks the mexican guy what he would like. He asks for "All of my hispanic brothers and sisters to be returned to a comfortable life in Mexico." *poof* all the Mexicans are returned to Mexico, where the live free and easy for the rest of time.

The Genie then asks the cracker what he'd like. He says, incredulously "You mean to tell me you just got rid of all the spics, and all the coons, and now I get a free wish too? Shit, I'll have a coke."

What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on....

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle.

How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve bits of string, get out of here." The string goes outside, ties himself into a knot, messes up his hair, and walks back into the bar to order a drink. The bartender says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?" The string replies "No. I'm a frayed knot."

02-19-2009, 06:05 PM	#34
Black SC2 I answer every Emotion with an emoticon Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Langvista Posts: 7,936 Thanked 73 Times in 19 Posts Failed 2 Times in 2 Posts	You guys know simply putting a warning in front of a racial joke doesn't make it any better right? Anyways, a black guy, a mexican guy and cracker come across a genie in a bottle. They let the genie out, and he offers to grant them each one wish. He asks the black guy what he would like. He replies "I'd like all of my African brothers to return to the motherland, and have peace and prosperity." poof all the black men, women and children are shot back to Africa where they live free and easy for the rest of time. Genie asks the mexican guy what he would like. He asks for "All of my hispanic brothers and sisters to be returned to a comfortable life in Mexico." poof all the Mexicans are returned to Mexico, where the live free and easy for the rest of time. The Genie then asks the cracker what he'd like. He says, incredulously "You mean to tell me you just got rid of all the spics, and all the coons, and now I get a free wish too? Shit, I'll have a coke." What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.... Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle. How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it. What's brown and sticky? A stick. A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve bits of string, get out of here." The string goes outside, ties himself into a knot, messes up his hair, and walks back into the bar to order a drink. The bartender says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?" The string replies "No. I'm a frayed knot." __________________ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.