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Originally Posted by shenmecar
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i dont get it.
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That's cause it's supposed to be a blond joke, not a white joke.
A blond goes to get her hair cut, but refuses to take of her headphones at the request of the hairstylist. The stylist goes along with it, but when the blond falls asleep during scalp massage, she decides to take off the headphones so she can even out a few spots. When she's done, she finds the blond to be quite dead. When the cops arrive to investigate the death, one of them listens to the music on the headset, and finds it just says "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.
Why do blond shoes have TGIF written on the inside? Toes Go In First.
Why do blond bras have TGIF written on the inside? Tits Go In Front.
Blonds may have more fun, but brunettes can read.
So a guys moves to a new town, and goes out to a fancy rooftop bar hoping to meet some new people. He's sitting at the bar, and hears a couple of locals chatting away, and decides to pick their brains about the town. They chat about where to meet chicks, places to play pool, good places to eat etc, all the while getting drunker and drunker. Let in the evening, one of the locals tells the new guy that it's possible to jump off the roof of the bar they're on, fall to the 13th floor, and be pushed by the late night winds around to the far side, where you'll land light as a feather on the 8th floor balcony. "Bullshit," says the new guy "let's see it." Without missing a beat, the local walks off the roof, falls 20 or so floors, floats around to the far side of the building and lands, unhurt, on the 8th floor. He gets back up to the top just in time to see the new guy jump off the roof. The new guy is giggling the whole way down, until he passes teh 13th floor a full speed, and splatters onto the sidewalk. Lois turns to Clark and says "Superman, you're a real asshole when you drink."