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Little Timmy was in the garden, filling in a hole, when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the kid was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?" "My goldfish died, "Timmy said without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour said, "Why such a big hold for a goldfish?" Timmy patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "Because he's inside your fucking cat."
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