Your American Fried Chicken gave you an Antilock Braking System Check Engine Light code of Laugh Out Loud while at Wide Open Throttle.
What's there not to understand?

And yes, I know "AFC" was intended to be something else, but it's not correct terminology!
And how am I a poopyhead? You could just say Grandview and Natal.
On another note, since when did I become a guru, or someone you could turn to for advice for potential relationships? I mean, you know how I feel about you. Does that not seem rather odd, to you?