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Get a roofie and slip it in his drink well you guys are out
Let him pass out, take him to your house
Bend him over his bed, drop his pants to his knees, proceed to start kicking him right in the rectum
Take an egg and crack it and drip it down his ass
When he wakes up soor and sticky ask him who that dude that he befriended at the bar was. Say he acted wierd in the morning, and didnt say much before he left quickly.
Remove all tissues from your house so you can rejoice in his tears.
Do the same thing to his girlfriend only kick her in the cunt and the asshole and possibly actually rape her. the choice is yours.
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