http://skippyslist.com/list/
213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army
Some choice ones:
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
27. Don’t tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)
52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.