What's the difference between a black male and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
What's the difference between a black male and a bench?
A bench can support a family.
What's wrong with a boat filled with black people heading back to Africa?
Nothing...
What's wrong with a cadillac with 4 black people jumping off a cliff?
Cadillac seats 5.
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
What's the difference between a dead deer on the road and a dead black person on the road?
There's swerve marks infront of the deer.
*i'm not a racist. sorry if i offended anyone.