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Men are like.... Used Cars. Easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like..... Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Men are like...... Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.... Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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