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slammer111 · 06-15-2009, 05:44 PM

Let's see what you've got.
Maybe you have friends helping
You type all these poems ><

Or you have no friends,
And are paying some Artsy
To not be useless ><

Artsy has no job,
Getting kicked out of his house,
At age 35.

For once in his life,
Artsy's bank account now has
More than 5 dollars.

What should he do now?
Should he buy some shaving cream,
Or a nice burger?

Instead the Artsy,
Buys himself a nice ballpoint
What an idiot.

He sits there hungry,
Looking to get inspired,
The pattern repeats.

Thank goodness for those,
Or I'd have nobody to
Scan my bag of chips.

But now the Artsy,
has more than 2 bucks in bank,
Writing poems for Skyxx.

06-15-2009, 05:44 PM	#130
slammer111 I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,629 Thanked 273 Times in 90 Posts Failed 62 Times in 32 Posts	Let's see what you've got. Maybe you have friends helping You type all these poems >< Or you have no friends, And are paying some Artsy To not be useless >< Artsy has no job, Getting kicked out of his house, At age 35. For once in his life, Artsy's bank account now has More than 5 dollars. What should he do now? Should he buy some shaving cream, Or a nice burger? Instead the Artsy, Buys himself a nice ballpoint What an idiot. He sits there hungry, Looking to get inspired, The pattern repeats. Thank goodness for those, Or I'd have nobody to Scan my bag of chips. But now the Artsy, has more than 2 bucks in bank, Writing poems for Skyxx. __________________ Buy/sell Feedback 19-0-0 WTB: MS-DOS Win9x CDs Last edited by slammer111; 06-15-2009 at 06:04 PM.