melted ice cream
god i hate melted ice cream

freaking pplz who starts conversations with Chopstick while eating ice cream
wet dogs
motherfuckers who tailgate thru speedbumps - its called a speedbump for a reason - we're not here at superstore to have a 100mile rally mmmkay =.=
girls who wear those big big huge sunglasses and dress up their little toy dog and put them in a purse, thinking they're paris hilton or some shit. do you have ur own sex tape? does ur daddy own a chain of hotels? fuck off, u unattractive, gold digging, attention grabbing, shit smearing canyon cunts
today's music
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery"
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Originally Posted by Chopstick
so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana
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