^ Was the girl hot at least?
I threw a bbq where one of my friends got totally plastered. He's twitching on the floor in the hallway that connects the entire house including the bathroom, and burping up stuff and swearing in Cantonese at everyone. He's yelling randomly "Diu lei lo mo, sei pook kai" (go fack your mother, you stupid b@stard) to anyone who passes by. Unfortunately, my mother decided to come home during this time with a family friend, and runs into my buddy who thought she was just another guest.
The funny part is that my mother has been asking me for the last year or so why I couldn't be more like this friend, as she always thought the guy was like the perfect son.
I find out later that my mom was ready to throw the guy out into the back yard. Oh, and did I mention my mom also caught this guy hurling all over the carpet?
I sense a really nice dimsum lunch in the very near future with my mother and this guy.