[The_AK]

So one time I was trying to hook my buddy up with this girl i was friends with at school. Basically some friends, myself, and the both of them come with us to YBC for some drinks. Prior to the occasion I told both of them individually that they should hook up with each other (without telling them that I told the other person the same thing).

Anyways, back at the bar we're all kind of just hanging around and notice that the both of them haven't really talked to each other even though they are sitting beside one another. I decide to send them both of them a text message saying "Yo! Make a move already!"
Text message gets sent.

The girl gets up for a drink but she sees her phone vibrating on the table and pauses to pick it up. They both receive the same text message, check their phones at the same time, think for a second and kinda just look at each and realize what I have done. They don't talk to one another for the rest of night except for when we leave they say "bye" to one another. Both didn't seem too pleased with my awesome plan. Oh well, seems that it happened for the best.

To make it even more awkward my buddy is also on RS and will probably end up reading this. However, his identity will remain a secret. haha