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Originally Posted by Wongtouski

So this is second year in University. A month into this particular course I had decided to move to another class because my prof was crap. Now, in this new class the prof loves to ask for your names when anyone answers a question. Since I'm not on the class list I decided to call myself "Morris XP" (one of my friends is called Morris, and he regularly annoys the class) because "I was the better version".

So this one day, bored as hell, I decided to pull a little harmless prank on the original Morris. In front of us were 4 nerdy China girls that we often joke about. I had written a small note, it said, "Hi my name is Morris, I'd love to go out with you, let's study together sometime." and intended to toss it the the weirdest looking one. As I was about to toss it, one of the other girls caught it, and proceeded to pick it up for the girl I was aiming. I was like "FUCK".

10 mins before class ends, I'm already packed. At the precise moment class was over, BAM I was out. Glad that none of them came out to talk to me, we were greeted with Morris as he came out. He was like "Diu, one of them turned around and was like 'hi my name is zhang liu (or whatever) and stuck her hand out for me to shake'"

LMFAO way to screw a friend over hahahahahaha