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Old 07-13-2009, 06:22 PM   #40
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Another good story from highschool.

Got invited to a party at a buddy's house. I knew he was a "mutt" but had no idea what type of blood was in him, other than that he was half-British. I had just stepped in (1st time there) and some Filipino middle-aged woman came over and stuck out her hand. If you are Honger-raised, you know that where we come from, Filipino = nanny. So I pick up my shoes and give them to her. Right then my buddy says "Hey dood, meet my mom." Turns out she was trying to shake my hand.
that is just....wrong.....where the hell do you live dude...(but i'll give you the most awkward award LOL)
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