Me: so when can i tap dat?
Her: thought it wasn't good...
Me: ya well sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures
Her: wow
Me: I'm just joking babes...you know that...but seriously...when do i get to tap dat?
Her: You should really admit i wasn't the bad one...then maybe
Me: i never said you were the bad one...i always took the blame
Her: sure sweet cheeks
Me: ok ok you were the best i ever had...like the song says...ok?
Her: now you're straight up lying
Me: holy shit your annoying...all i wanna do is tap dat...its a yes or no answer
Her: you know the answer
Me: ok...when you coming over?
Her: HA
Me: that's not a time
Her: you had your chance
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu