[TheKingdom2000]

Me- Hey Can I tap that?
GF- Not tonight lover, I'm out with the girls

Me- Come on, Can I tap that?
GF- I don't know when i'm going to be done

Me- Please, Can I tap that?
GF- [name] Seriously, it might be too late

Me- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I TAP THAT
GF- Okay geese, Maybe later..but just in case we do can you whatever first just in case...

Me- ...
GF- ...I guess you can't tap that.. haha love you [name]

On tuesday we had sex and no joke I cummed after 10seconds. I don't know what was going on... but the "whatever" she is referring to is me jacking off before, so i'll last longer...

FML

edit;one of my friends.

me- When are you going to let me tap that
girl- Excuse me?!

me- ...When are you going to let me tap that?
girl- Tap what exactly?

me- you know, tap that
girl- Haha wtf! R u Drunk?!

me- no, i just want to know when you would let me tap that
girl- Tap WHAT? or who?

me- you, i thought it was obvious?
girl- Hahaha is this a joke you fool?! Very funny...

me- no, i'm being serious. When?
girl- Whenever u want.

.. she wants me!!!