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Old 07-30-2009, 08:24 PM   #39
Culture_Vulture
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
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first attempt:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL ure terrible
me: I know, but I still need an answer

no reply afterwards...I guess I sexually harass her too much on a regular basis for her to take anything seriously from me

second attempt:

me: when are we gonna get together?
her: I finish my exams on the 9th
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap that.
her: ...what's that?
me: tap your ass.
her: omg no lol douchebag
me: can I have your sister's number?

no reply.

THEN I tried her sister:

me: alyson won't let me tap that.
her: tap what?
me: tap that. can I tap that with you?

after a while
me: I'll take your silence as a yes. I'll pick you up later tonight.
her: omg no lol
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