okay okay. back from the bar. I'm going to re-create my 2nd attepmt and see how it gors. bearwith me here guys
me: hay baby, what the hell are u doijng
her: I told u earlier to stop txting me, you've been drinking!
me: I miss u so much baby, can I tap that shit form behind like I used ot\//
her: seriously stop, you have a problem, leave me alone
me: revscnee toldme to ask u to hit it from something I forget
her: we broke up cuz u loved cars more than me, stop talking about revscene.
me: show us your tits!!!!!!!!
still waiting for her reply

it's been a while
I kinda wish I was making this up.