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Old 07-30-2009, 10:04 PM   #51
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
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a couple from another forum

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Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: That's not important right now. I just picked a random number to ask this question.

2 minutes later a man calls my cell..

Him: Do you know what time it is you fucking idiot?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: ... What? (hangs up)
Quote:
Just started and got this one

Me: hey, so when you gone' let me tap that?
Her: haha nevar, Is taken....
Me: come on baby, i know your pool capacity ain't just 1
Her: unfortunately it is
Me: no vacancy no problem
Her: fuck you
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