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Old 07-30-2009, 11:17 PM   #56
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Girl 1
me:hey
girl:hello
me:can i tap that?
girl:tap what?
me:ahh your body?
girl:like have sex?
me:no i wanted to tap your sink.....
girl:huh? im confused, i thought you meant sex
me:sex is not a bad idea
girl:yeah it is fun
me:so i can tap that?
girl:yeah
me:for real? sweet ill be over
girl:kk call me when you are outside
me:oh shit!!!!


Girl 2
Me:so whats up?
girl:nothing, im dieing in this heat
me:i know how to make it hotter, all you have to do is say yes!
girl:sure, what?
me:can i tap that?
girl:no
me:why not?
girl:im not into guys
me:WHAT?
girl:i like my people with no penises....
me: ahhh fuck.....
girl: yeah, if i start to like guys you will be the first to know.
me: ok.....



Girl 3 is the gf of a buddy

Me:can i tap that?
girl:sure
me:when?
girl:ahh (name of buddy) is leaving for work at 4
me: ok ill be over at 4:30ish
girl:sure, just knock..

i dunno if she knows what is up... or she is a cheating slut....
it is my turn to be lost...

Last edited by k2_alpha; 07-30-2009 at 11:24 PM.
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