Me: so do you go on revscene?
Her: Nope why?
Me: Oh nothing, cuz it's awesomeness hahaha. So...how was your day?
Her: LOL I go on sometimes, rarely tho. my day was ok boring as usual. you neh
Me: aren't you a car sexual girl hahaa? boring? I'll make it more fun for you 
Her: hehhee i learn lots about cars. trying to learn about whats under the hood
Me: there's something called an engine
Her: I know lol
Me: it turns you on eh
Her: yes
lalalalalala
question time
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: Tap that
Her: tap lei gor tau
(tap your head in cantonese. I don't know how to explain what it means in english terms but it's kinda sarcastic answer kinda thing)
Me: no! When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: mo yeh for you to tap (Nothing for you to tap)
Me: awww 
HEr: hahahhaha i am a boy...deep down =D
Me: it's k. I'd still tap that. So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: yuck! your gay?
Me: just for you
Her: hahahahah
I failed.
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So this girl has been wanting it from me before...so I decided to try on her.
Her:
[name]
lol
so how was ur daaayy 8-)
Me:
very hot.
don't change the topic!
when you gonna let me tap that?
*
Her:
*lol
*im still holding onto the rain cheque
Me:
*what's rain cheque
Her:
*lol get it next time
Me:
*what does that mean!
Her:
*haha iuno i dun want it..
*at least not right now
Me:
*then...
*when?
*She goes offline*
FML!
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Me: Hey! you gonna let me tap that?
....no reply for almost 45 mins
Her: hey sorry i was playing dota... whats up?
Me: HAha, it's ok. You're a dota addict anyway, so when you gonna let me tap that?
...long ass silence again.
I give up.