Me: so when you gonna let me tap that?

Him: lol wtf
Me: when?
Him: um never?
Me: awwww =[
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Me: [name]! Baby! When you gonna let me tap that huh?
Him: Right now would be an amazing time!
Me: Ok! See you shortly!
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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that

Her: You wanna tap what now? so confused???
Me: You know, tap that
Her: i didn't know you a) had a penis and b)swung that way
no reply from me since I couldn't stop laughing.
I

this game!