Alrighty! The "old lady" has had enough of Men bashing. Here are some funny girlie ones:
Girls are like..... country western songs. They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
Girls are like..... the stock market. They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful!
Where the hell is the sunshine? I thought it was going to be sunny all weekend!
