a little long but probably my best one!
me: so ****, how have you been?
her: im ok... stuck at home though
me: why?
her: need to watch over the house...
me: are you ALONE! lol
her: yups, all by my lonesome.
me: oh ok, need some company?
her: sure, i have some movies, but they are chick flicks though
me: it is fine, we can do other things
her: sure, what do you have in mind
me: Can I tap that?
her: tap that?
me: yeah
her: are you a plumber now?
me: i can be
her: how did you know i have a leaky faucet? bring your tools over, ill make something to eat/drink
me: ahh ok...
her: you dont have to, i have the plumber over tomorrow anyways. why are you interested in my pipes anyways?
me: cause im good at cleaning my pipes.... lol
her: lol that's dirty! anyways come over and ill reward you after!
me: you know i meant to tap your body, not your faucet right?
her: i know, you can do me after you fix my faucet
me: ahh ok.....be right over, need to grab some tools and stuff
her: bring your tools, i have lube and condoms already
me: sure.....
This "Can I tap that" thing works fairly well, at least for me. 3 out of 4 is not a bad ratio....
