Blackberry conference
me: hey girls when u wanna let me tap that?
girl1: what?
girl2: be quiet! r u h up?
me: u girls dont mind sharing right?
girl2: no...
girl1:i dont mind either but what r u talking bout?
me: well sharing is caring right?! so when do u guys wanna let me tap that?
girl1: i dont get it
me: that fine ass of yours

girl2: lol
girls1: omg ur sooo funny !!!!
me:so you girls arent running right?
girl1:no lol
girl2:no
me so that actually works?
me: i'm not sure if it's strong enough that a woman is going to go into my bedroom and have a threesome
girl1: hahah whos girl2
me: a friend of mine, ull get to meet her when u come over
me: so u girls gonna let me tap that?
girl1: hahaha fine...
girl2: okie
me: is that ur final answer?

girl2: god, just get it over with
girl1: yes!
me: thats really, really nice of u to say girl2
win?