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Originally Posted by elkayem
LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes
....I order my food etc.
-Gets my food-
Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha
And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA
You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL
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That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"