[jlenko]

Rice?

- Anything that's FWD with a huge ass spoiler.

- Stickers all over the side of the car, yet it's still slow.

- Idiots who think a huge fart cannon exhaust gives them uber horsepower, especially if they have an automatic. It just sounds like shit, buddy.

- Stuffing HID bulbs in stock headlights. Now I'm blind, thanks fucker.


Then there's the things that just make me laugh:

- Lowering springs (or cut stock springs) with blown stock struts, that bounce around worse than my old '81 Parisienne did. Not cool. I feel sorry for your passengers, and you look like a tool.

- Anything stuck to the dash that looks like it came from a dollar store. I hope you choke (and die) on those 20 fucking bobbleheads when they fly at you after you hit something.