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Old 08-19-2009, 08:00 PM   #142
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speaking of doors

with all the regulation this regulation that crap, bc should have a regulation that makes doors open on a standardized way

cause i hate it when i walk up to a door, try to push it, only to find it only opens when you pull

or when i pull another one, it only opens if you push

or, it slides so damm slow that u'd think pluto is out of orbit

fucking doors

break's Chopstick's stride and hurts his mellow a bit everytime that happens =.=

and those automatic swinging doors at malls - holy fuck, it opens so slow too

and fuck those automatic swinging doors that swing TOWARD you when u get close, like lmao wtf ur trying to get in but the dickhead designer of the door decides to make it open towards u and smash u in the face. thats like, so stupid

and public doors are so heavy. why the hell do they have to make it so hard to open. its like, a joke (-___-) p
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give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana
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