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Old 09-21-2009, 10:55 AM   #154
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It's been a while..... some corny jokes, so you guys will have better ones.

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.

It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
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