me: hey
her: hey?
me: so we ya lemme tap dat
her: huh tap what?
her: are you drunk?
me: tap you, wen you lemme tap you
her: lol come over tomorrow I think your drunk
me: I'm not drunk, lemme tap you
her: okay just come over tomorrow
shes a chick that I haven't spoken with for months.
booyaa
quick failure:
me: hay L, so wen you gunna let me tap dat ass
her: fuck you drunk, no thanks