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i was with a couple of buddies at school
me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....
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