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Originally Posted by skyxx
I came 5 times last night. Man I'm sore......
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And you're not suffering from chronic tennis elbow?
WOW.
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Originally Posted by jimzilla
i just had the craziest sex with my girl
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Hmm what does that meaaaaaan? "craziest" Role Play? She hit u in the back with a strap-on? You ate her shit while she drank your piss?
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Originally Posted by danlee78
after the club, i came home and there was a $100 stuck on the bottom of my shoe...but i think i also stepped in someone's puke...
Mr.clean: how do you clean a $100 bill?
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Who cares! It's $100, go deposit it into your bank and take it out again. VOILA new bill. Or just spend it. If not, give it to me and I'll clean it for you =D It'll be so clean you won't even be able to see it.