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Originally Posted by hirevtuner

In a small town an officer pulls over a vehicle, the officer asks the driver, "do you know how fast you were going?" Driver says, "i don't know officer, you tell me". Officer says, "being a wise guy are we? license and registration please". The officer pulls up his file on the computer and comes back to the driver. Officer says to the driver, "i'm writing you up for speeding smart guy, what have you got to say about that?" Driver says, "since i'm so smart, I know who is sleeping with your wife, and i'll tell you if you rip up the ticket". Officer replies, "you got yourself a deal, who is it?" Driver says, "me" then he drives off.

He still ain't off the hook, his details should still be on the officer's computer screen!

GG for the driver.