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yeah, it's weird.
asians brush before they eat, white people brush after. this of course is a stereotype and generalization, but we all know stereotypes are true.
anyways, i've found it really hard to do anything unless i brush my teeth first thing waking up. my breath just stinks, not only can i TASTE the badness, i can feel it like, growing in my mouth. it's like waking up with a pile of shit in your mouth, and instead of cleaning it out, you stuff it with good tasting food to cover it up and then you swallow it.
logically the white man is right, but what makes me function better, is the asian way. of course i've thrown in my own little twist, i mean, a quick rinse/gurgle, after you eat doesn't hurt and only takes like what, 4 seconds.
oh i duno how the fuck or what the fuck you guys eat, but i usually don't get shit stuck between my teeth, or i just generally avoid food that gets stuck between your teeth because it's so "mah fan", that and it feels like someone shoved a door stop between your teeth.
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