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Originally Posted by underscore
a table?
A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw?
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He says, “Hello shop assistant, I’d like to buy a saw please.”
This one is easy:
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?