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Mr. Forsberg,
please come to Vancouver and save us from the team we have become.
Our inability to score goals was a problem when we were winning and now it has become a crisis.
Please use that one working ankle of yours and score some goals. Take some attention away from our checkers so they have room to hit, grind and hopefully put 28 pucks in the back of the net (aka Burrows).
At the same time, bring along your friends if you like. We also have room for your friends who once played for us, Sundin and Naslund. They are welcomed back with open arms. If you have a brother or any other friends that would like to come, please tell them to come to our fabulous city. I am sure your friends can muster more than 1 point in 20 games.
Finally, your presence will be felt in our city. Jerseys with your awesome name in the back will be worn by Canuckers and the gastroamount of revenue our owner Mr. Aquilini will generate will make him a very happy man. If he's happy, you are happy. If you are happy, we are happy. When we are happy, we win. When we win, Vancouver is happy. When Vancouver is happy, it doesn't matter if we wait another 40 yrs to win cup!
thx, i apologize for my rant lol.. i'm bored in class listening to a guest speaker who went to prison a few yrs ago for first degree murder
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