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Here's one I heard a long time ago....
Mary was dating her boyfriend for 5 years when he suddenly left her. She was feeling heartbroken and depressed, but was determined to move on with her life.
She decided to be wild and adventurous and decides to go out and have some fun. She finds herself a nice bar downtown and takes a seat. After ordering herself a drink, she scopes out the bar, searching for hottie to take home.
She then spotted a large black fellow who see her looking his way and smiles. Mary thought to herself... "I've never had a black lover before. I hear they can fuck all nite!!" She smiles back and motions for him to join her. As they sit together she feels the chemistry building between them. The sexual tension keeps building and building until Mary invites her new friend back to her place. He agrees and they quickly make their way there.
They head straight into the bedroom where they continue to passionately kiss and Mary rips her clothes off in anticipation. As she's lying there naked, she says to new friend, " Come here you big black stud!!! Do to me what you do best!!!"
He replies "ok"............
so he punches her in the face and steals her tv.
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