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Originally Posted by Ronin
Because the lower bowl is full of yuppie corporate assholes that aren't really fans. Ever sit down there? Fucking sucks...it's quiet as shit. It's only full of goddamn rich bastards that can afford seats and hoes that go there to hook up with rich dudes. It's true! All I goddamn hear people talking business or girls talking about relationships and shit.
If I didn't get my seats free, I would never sit down there.
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Aside from the few honest to goodness season ticket holders, the lower bowl is terrible for fans. I've had more meaningful, insightful conversations about the Canucks and the NHL in general in the upper bowl...Although there are more drunken idiots up there, I guess that's the tradeoff.
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THE ROCK: "What's your favorite donut?"
DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly."
THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!"
(crowd pops louder)
LAWLER: "Oh, no... this guy's a COP!"
THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!"
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